Posted by remistevens on February 7, 2011
Really the title alone says it, but watch the video if you need. . . .
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B+
“Not bad really! Its ecological, efficient, cheap and easy. I just couldn’t bring myself to give it an A cause Remi, I can’t imagine how dirty your laundry is and wouldn’t want it touching anything. Final line should have been ‘just be sure its not Remi’s laundry or your everything might end up smelling like garbage and puke!”
Thanks to Grace for this great concept!
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Posted by remistevens on January 10, 2011
Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”
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Posted by remistevens on January 2, 2011
Pushing the limits of edibility, FK is back with a new full episode. 6 hot dogs fast, very fast. At some point this was requested, so its got that going for it too!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B
“Looks like clever, not so clever, editing to me. I don’t think you really ate those dogs!”
“This borders on useful” – Tamara
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Posted by remistevens on November 29, 2010
Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”
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Posted by remistevens on November 21, 2010
Cold Weather is here! Now that you’re all bringing your BBQs inside. . . . .I am not Anti-Propane, do not believe the hype. Burning propane gives off water and CO2, there is no danger. A grill however burns inefficiently. The carbon monoxide that can kill you comes from the burning of crud, and grease and chicken and such.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C-
“If only this was reality TV”
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Posted by remistevens on November 13, 2010
If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palpable.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
“This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”
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Posted by remistevens on November 1, 2010
Everything you need for lunch in one place, you can even drink the brine as your beverage! Remi is glad to be back making full episodes again! Here’s a meal that’s packed to track! Pickled lunch: organize, consolidate, carry and consume!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
“Well, at least its back to cooking instead of all that other bullshit. Is that really how you pickle?”
“Also business is spelled wrong and the ratios given don’t make sense- 20 parts of salt!”
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Posted by remistevens on August 10, 2009
Ah the new kitchen, beautiful. Hoping this one will last me a few show’s worth, but we’ll see.
Did you notice. The Onion was put back in the “fridge” using fingers that touched raw bacon. Luckily that onion rotted and was discarded. He’s full of shit.
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Safe Recipes From the Filthy Kitchen 